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Former Secretary of Health Juan Flavier once said that I have a very nice name \u2013 for a disease. <o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 3pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\">I was voted as the sex symbol of <st1:place w:st=\"on\"><st1:placename w:st=\"on\">Assumption<\/st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st=\"on\">College<\/st1:placetype><\/st1:place> because according<br \/>\nto them, I am the only entertainer that looks like a sex organ. <o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 3pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\">I was already a celebrity even when I was a baby. I weighed 48 pounds when I was born \u2013 but weighed only 3 pounds after I was circumcised. I was the only abortion that lived.. <\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 3pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\">I was such an ugly baby. My mother only puts the negatives of my pictures in our family album. <o:p><\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 3pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\"><o:p>\u00a0<\/o:p><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial Narrow'\">I was a very thin baby because I was a breastfed baby \u2013 I was breastfed by my father. 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