My Income Tax Return

I just received my income tax return for 2011 back from the Australian Tax Office. I am puzzled! The ATO was questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents.” My answer was: 50,000 questionable asylum seekers who came by boat; 50,000 illegal migrants; 200,000 unemployed people on Centrelink benefits; and several useless politicians in government. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS? — Nostradino

Updated: 11/06/2012 — 18:57:59