President Aquino is celibate

MANILA, Philippines – President Aquino believes that the success of his administration is “because he too doesn’t have sex.”

This revealing statement was made a day after his host-actress sister, Kris Aquino, revealed on her morning talk show that the success she’s enjoying is because of her being celibate.

“I know my priorities as a president, and having sex is definitely not one of them,” said the President during his keynote speech at the Good Governance Summit held at the Philippine International Convention Center (PICC).

“My predecessors had sex once, twice or thrice a week during their terms, look where we ended up,” he added.

Aquino also believes that the reforms at the Bureau of Customs (BOC) pushed through because he is celibate.

Blushing midway through his speech, he added, “If you’re not having sex, you have more time you to reboot, similar to a computer, on agencies such as the BOC.

The reference to computers did not stop there, as the President went on to tackle the issues pertaining to the overpriced bunkhouses that does not meet international standards. (Rappler.com)

Updated: 2014-02-04 — 16:01:40